These are two unrelated things other than I had a nosebleed right after I decided one of my goals in life would be to be featured on the Google home page. There are definitely some random things I would love to achieve in life, like, Singing the National Anthem at a Gopher Basketball Game, voice acting for a cartoon, have a radio show, and now I’ve added do a GoogleDoodle. Google doodles are when they change the name plate on the home page to reflect something happening that day. If you don’t know what this is I doubt you’re reading this since you obviously don’t have the internet or are aware of, you know, life. I mean, even old people know what Google is – it’s the answer to all of my Mom’s disputes – “Just Google it when you get home and stop arguing!”
But really, I’m a bit worried that I may not have long to achieve this because I just had what I believe to be my first ever nosebleed. EVER. I rubbed my nose, there was a bit of pain, and then BLOOD. And then I started coughing and I had to go to the bathroom all at the same time. As obvious a fact as your non-use of the internet, I am obviously going to die from a brain tumor/brain worm/hepatitis*
The nosebleed brain tumor is – word of the day – obviously sarcasm, however the wanting to achieve a Google Doodle is a real goal, don’t judge.
*Start video at 3min 7sec. – and if you don’t like this you are OBVIOUSLY not friends with me in real life.
# Cameron: Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
# Michael: Don’t touch anything! You may get hepatitis.